Electric Kissing Parties
A few years ago, a very peculiar kissing custom arose which deserves mention here because from it we can learn how to adapt the method to our modern devices. At that time, when young people got together, they held what became known as “electric kissing parties”:
“The ladies and gentlemen range themselves about the room. In leap year the ladies select a partner, and together they shuffle about on the carpet until they are charged with electricity, the lights in the room having been first turned low. Then they kiss in the dark; and make the sparks fly for the amusement of the onlookers”.
The same sort of experiment could be performed nowadays, on cold, dry nights when the air is overloaded with electricity. But be certain that neither you nor your partner touches each other after shuffling furiously on the carpet with your feet. Merely lean over slowly and, when your lips are about half an inch apart, slow the process down even more until the spark jumps. However, considerable practice should be had before this kiss variation can be done successfully. The natural reaction to this sort of shock is to pull away from each other.
But, try to resist this natural impulse because if you do not kiss the moment after the shock has been perpetrated, the pleasure will be all gone.
Once you have practiced this for some time, you will become so innured to the slight shock that you will seek more potent electric shocks. These can be obtained with the use of an electric vibrator or in fact any device that is working from a battery and a coil which steps up the weak 3 volts of the battery.
Shooting galleries have electricity testing devices of this nature which have two handles. No matter what you use, the method is as follows:
First you take hold of one pole of the live wire, of the handle of the machine, if that is what you are using. Then your partner should take hold of the other pole, or handle. This done, bring your lips together until there is about an eighth of an inch separating your lips. At this moment, turn the rheostat that increases the current. As soon as the charge is strong enough, a sudden intense spark will jump the gap of your lips.
Again, learn not to flinch but to seize hold of the opportunity of bringing your lips together in a grand climactic kiss. The advantage of this method is that you can regulate the electrical charges so that when you become innured to one strength, you can increase the current almost indefinitely.
A word of warning, however: Be satisfied with the current generated by this battery set!
Don’t be like a young friend of mine who discovered that the battery set, even at its highest output, was too weak for him and his partner.
Being of an experimental nature, he decided to see what would happen if he were to use the ordinary house current as the electrical stimulus. And so, together with his partner, he placed himself in front of an electric wall outlet into which he had screwed a plug and a wire whose end had been frayed so that the two wires were separated. Taking hold of one wire, he advised the girl to take hold of the other.
Then, using the usual “electric kiss” technique, he bent over and started to bring his lips slowly towards the girl’s lips. He got as far as about half an inch from her lips, and that’s all. Because a moment later, he saw a blinding flame sear across his eyes and he felt an enormous blow jolt him off his feet. When he came to enough to realize where he was, he found himself asprawl on the floor, his girlfriend in a similar position a few feet away. The result was a pair of burned lips and a combined determination to stick to the old fashioned way of kissing! The burned lip will always spurn the flame.